There’s no business like show business, but there are several businesses like accounting.
David Letterman

Catch a man a fish, and you can sell it to him. Teach a man to fish, and you ruin a wonderful business opportunity.
Karl Marx

There’s no reason to be the richest man in the cemetery. You can’t do any business from there.
Colonel Sanders

By working faithfully eight hours a day you may eventually get to be boss and work twelve hours a day.
Robert Frost

If I were in this business only for the business, I wouldn’t be in this business.
Samuel Goldwyn

When in doubt, mumble; when in trouble, delegate; when in charge, ponder.
James H. Boren